The other night at rovers we began off with a normal night, we all
arrived, all said hello to each other.  As we walked into the hall, all
the cubs were running around terrified, their leaders were trying to
clam them down but failing miserably.

The brave rovers walked into the main hall and soon discovered what
the commotion was about; A DRAGON HAD BROKEN FREE OF ITS
LAIR! Panicking, us brave rovers began to fight the dragon.  Jess
went into the fight first; she grabbed a sword that just happened to be
by her side and began to fight.  The dragon became afraid,
discovering that the few members of Murrumbidgee who turned up
would fight to protect themselves and the little cubs.  The dragon
calmed down and discussed calmly with the rovers that he was
hungry for meat, this was due to the drought, meat has become too
expensive for him and he had to opt for a cheaper option.

The cubs weren’t meaty enough so he wanted to go for us.  Jess was
to brave, and he claimed that we need more of Jess’s in the world,
Cameron was too much of a Bogan (sorry Cam) and the dragon
claimed that the Bogan species in Australia was dying out and we
had to spare him.  Carol was too wise and claimed that she is cool so
he didn’t want to eat her.  Calista and Danni were way too hyped up
and claimed that they were on drugs so he didn’t want to end up like
them, Alex our new requite (hopefully) was too new and the
dragon thought that he should get to know rovers before he gets
sacrificed.  The last rover that was there was Michael.  The dragon
looked at Michael and discovered that he had enough meat on him
although he didn’t like the colour of Michael’s hair; we claimed that
we could change the colour of Michael’s hair for the dragon in order
to save ourselves.  We also told the dragon that it was Michaels last
night so we were loosing a rover, he might as well leave with style
(even thought he is coming back in 6 months or so).

With a bit of compromising we ended up at Danni’s place, everyone
drove except for Michael who flew on the dragons back.  We hired a
movie for the dragon to watch so he didn’t get bored while waiting for
the hair to dye.  At first Jess and Michael bleached the hair but the
dragon claimed it wasn’t white enough, they went and re did it.  This
time they dyed it with white dye, still not happy the dragon sent them
off to dye Michael’s eye brows.  This time Michael presented himself
to the dragon and the dragon agreed.  Happy that the dragon got its
free feed, he stole Michael from the crew gobbled him up hole and
the only thing that was spared of Michael was his hair that the dragon
turned into a wig.

The end


- Danni
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